Permanent vault
GLD enters a contract with no owner and no withdrawal function.
20%Creator
THE COMMUNITY BURN-TO-GOLD EXPERIMENT
Lose weight.
Gain gold.
Burn $OZEMPIG like calories. Trade fees make the supply leaner, lock more GLD in the vault, and make the flex more financially irresponsible.
No promises. No shortcuts. Just fewer calories and increasingly poor taste.
100%
THICC
THICC
LEVEL
000
000
BURN SUPPLY. BURN CALORIES.✦
LOSE WEIGHT. GAIN GOLD.✦
CALORIES OUT. CARATS IN.✦
BURN SUPPLY. BURN CALORIES.✦
LOSE WEIGHT. GAIN GOLD.✦
CALORIES OUT. CARATS IN.✦
LIVE BODY & BANK CHECK
Burn calories. Stack gold.
Drag through 121 onchain levels and sixteen illustrated wealth milestones. At launch, this reads the real burned supply and locked GLD.
LAUNCH WEIGHT
ABSOLUTE UNIT
LVL 000
SUPPLY BURNED
0.0%
BODY + GOLD MILESTONES
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- Current level
- 000 / 120
- Est. weight
- 1,200 lbs
- Gold status
- Pocket lint
- Next evolution
- 0.1% burn
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At 10% she is impossibly skinny and offensively rich. Anything beyond that is officially dead rich.
THE ROAD TO RICHES
One pig. Fewer calories. More carats.
Sixteen illustrated milestones define the road. Ten land in the first 5%, where the body and bank account change fastest.
AFTER DOPPLER'S PROTOCOL CUT
Fees go somewhere obvious.
An immutable router applies the split. Anyone can crank it. Nobody can withdraw the community vault.
Burned forever
Sent to the canonical dead address. Calories out.
40%Permanent vault
20%Creator
Router, vault, token, pool, and transaction addresses publish here at launch.
Trade it.
Each side of the pair generates fees for the public router.
Burn calories.
Forty percent of OZEMPIG-side fees disappears at the dead address.
Stack gold.
Eighty percent of GLD-side fees enters a permanent community vault.
Watch it.
Burned supply and locked GLD become the shared visual state.
THE LEANEST TREASURY ON ROBINHOOD